United States of Whatever, lyric by Liam Lynch

from the songs album United States of Whatever

Whatever

I went down to the beach and saw kiki
she was all like ehhhh...
and im like whatever

and then this chick comes up to me
shes all like hey aren't you thet dude...
im like yeh whatever

so later im im at the pool hall
and this girl comes up and shes like ahhhh...
im like yeh whatever

Cuz this is my united states of whatever
and this is my united states of whatever
and this is my united states of whatever

and its 3 a.m
im on the corner wearin' my leather
and this dude comes up
hes like hey punk
im like yeh whatever

then im throwin dice in the alley
officer Learoy comes up
hes like hey i thought i told u...
and im like yeh whatever

then up comes Zafro
im like yo Zafro whats up
hes like nothin'
im like thats cool

cuz this is my united states of whatever
and this is my united states of whatever